A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Look and Ye Shall Find?
omg, how awesome. cant seem to find him anywhere man! lol, good one. keep em coming!
Reply:That's cute
Reply:Nice one! :-D Really like it!
Reply:Good one!!!
LOL!!!
Reply:OMG
Reply:hahahaha!!! excellent joke lol.
Reply:ah ha....hmm....yeah!
i like it. I SURELY DO!
Reply:wow....
great...
star added
computer networking
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
I'll Never Find Someone Like You Again.?
touched, you say that i am too
so much, of what you say is true
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i'll never find someone quite like you, like you
the razors and the dying roses
plead i don't leave you alone
the demi-gods and hungry ghosts
oh god, god knows i'm not at home
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i, i looked into your eyes and saw
a world that does not exist
i looked into your eyes and saw
a world i wish i was in
i'll never find someone quite as touched as you
i'll never love someone quite the way
that I loved you
I'll Never Find Someone Like You Again.?
so sweet! But u can still see me on yahoo answers!
Reply:nice
Reply:That's nice. I think I can go on now and finish my day..
:)
Reply:well she certainly is a lucky girl
Reply:thanks
Reply:You got that right
Reply:What is your question?
so much, of what you say is true
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i'll never find someone quite like you, like you
the razors and the dying roses
plead i don't leave you alone
the demi-gods and hungry ghosts
oh god, god knows i'm not at home
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i, i looked into your eyes and saw
a world that does not exist
i looked into your eyes and saw
a world i wish i was in
i'll never find someone quite as touched as you
i'll never love someone quite the way
that I loved you
I'll Never Find Someone Like You Again.?
so sweet! But u can still see me on yahoo answers!
Reply:nice
Reply:That's nice. I think I can go on now and finish my day..
:)
Reply:well she certainly is a lucky girl
Reply:thanks
Reply:You got that right
Reply:What is your question?
Computer occasionally cannot find hard drive?
My computer occasionally cannot find the hard drive. The computer tells me "no operating system can be found on all drives" and if I restart it over and over, eventually, it will find the hard drive and boot normally. I cannot find anything in the event log to indicate any hard drive failure.
I'd like to know how to isolate this problem to find out if it is the cable, the hard drive, or the motherboard.
Computer occasionally cannot find hard drive?
Sounds like hard drive damage.
Try this.
First try to boot up in safe mode.
To start the computer in safe mode:
Continously press F8 as you turn on the computer until it comes up in safe mode
(F8,F8,F8 etc.)
Use the arrow keys to highlight the appropriate safe mode option, and then press ENTER.
If you have a dual-boot or multiple-boot system,(unlikely) choose the installation that you need to access using the arrow keys, and then press ENTER.
Note:
In safe mode, you have access to only basic files and drivers (mouse, monitor, keyboard, mass storage, base video, default system services, and no network connections). You can choose the Safe Mode with Networking option, which loads all of the above files and drivers and the essential services and drivers to start networking, or you can choose the Safe Mode with Command Prompt option, which is exactly the same as safe mode except that a command prompt is started instead of the graphical user interface. You can also choose Last Known Good Configuration, which starts your computer using the registry information that was saved at the last shutdown. Try this one first.
Safe mode helps you diagnose problems. If a symptom does not reappear when you start in safe mode, you can eliminate the default settings and minimum device drivers as possible causes. If a newly added device or a changed driver is causing problems, you can use safe mode to remove the device or reverse the change.
Manual steps to run Chkdsk from My Computer or Windows Explorer
1. Double-click My Computer, and then right-click the hard disk that you want to check.
(most likely your C drive)
2. Click Properties, and then click Tools.
3. Under Error-checking, click Check Now. A dialog box that shows the Check disk options is displayed,
4. Use one of the following procedures: • To run Chkdsk in read-only mode, click Start.
• To repair errors without scanning the volume for bad sectors, select the Automatically fix file system errors check box, and then click Start.
• To repair errors, locate bad sectors, and recover readable information, select the Scan for and attempt recovery of bad sectors check box, and then click Start.
Note If one or more of the files on the hard disk are open, you will receive the following message:
The disk check could not be performed because the disk check utility needs exclusive access to some Windows files on the disk. These files can be accessed by restarting Windows. Do you want to schedule the disk check to occur the next time you restart the computer?
Click Yes to schedule the disk check, and then restart your computer to start the disk check.
The following table lists the exit codes that Chkdsk reports after it has finished:
Exit code Description
0 No errors were found.
1 Errors were found and fixed.
2 Disk cleanup, such as garbage collection, was performed, or cleanup was not performed because /f was not specified.
3 Could not check the disk, errors could not be fixed, or errors were not fixed because /f was not specified.
For more information about Chkdsk, visit the following Microsoft Web sites: • Chkdsk:
http://www.microsoft.com/resources/docum... (http://www.microsoft.com/resources/docum...
• Running Chkdsk to repair file systems:
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtec... (http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtec...
For more information about Chkdsk, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
314835 (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/314835/)... An explanation of the new /C and /I switches that are available to use with Chkdsk.exe
There are circumstances where safe mode will not be able to help you, such as when Windows system files that are required to start the system are corrupted or damaged. In this case, the Recovery Console may help you.
NUM LOCK must be off before the arrow keys on the numeric keypad will function.
Good luck
I'd like to know how to isolate this problem to find out if it is the cable, the hard drive, or the motherboard.
Computer occasionally cannot find hard drive?
Sounds like hard drive damage.
Try this.
First try to boot up in safe mode.
To start the computer in safe mode:
Continously press F8 as you turn on the computer until it comes up in safe mode
(F8,F8,F8 etc.)
Use the arrow keys to highlight the appropriate safe mode option, and then press ENTER.
If you have a dual-boot or multiple-boot system,(unlikely) choose the installation that you need to access using the arrow keys, and then press ENTER.
Note:
In safe mode, you have access to only basic files and drivers (mouse, monitor, keyboard, mass storage, base video, default system services, and no network connections). You can choose the Safe Mode with Networking option, which loads all of the above files and drivers and the essential services and drivers to start networking, or you can choose the Safe Mode with Command Prompt option, which is exactly the same as safe mode except that a command prompt is started instead of the graphical user interface. You can also choose Last Known Good Configuration, which starts your computer using the registry information that was saved at the last shutdown. Try this one first.
Safe mode helps you diagnose problems. If a symptom does not reappear when you start in safe mode, you can eliminate the default settings and minimum device drivers as possible causes. If a newly added device or a changed driver is causing problems, you can use safe mode to remove the device or reverse the change.
Manual steps to run Chkdsk from My Computer or Windows Explorer
1. Double-click My Computer, and then right-click the hard disk that you want to check.
(most likely your C drive)
2. Click Properties, and then click Tools.
3. Under Error-checking, click Check Now. A dialog box that shows the Check disk options is displayed,
4. Use one of the following procedures: • To run Chkdsk in read-only mode, click Start.
• To repair errors without scanning the volume for bad sectors, select the Automatically fix file system errors check box, and then click Start.
• To repair errors, locate bad sectors, and recover readable information, select the Scan for and attempt recovery of bad sectors check box, and then click Start.
Note If one or more of the files on the hard disk are open, you will receive the following message:
The disk check could not be performed because the disk check utility needs exclusive access to some Windows files on the disk. These files can be accessed by restarting Windows. Do you want to schedule the disk check to occur the next time you restart the computer?
Click Yes to schedule the disk check, and then restart your computer to start the disk check.
The following table lists the exit codes that Chkdsk reports after it has finished:
Exit code Description
0 No errors were found.
1 Errors were found and fixed.
2 Disk cleanup, such as garbage collection, was performed, or cleanup was not performed because /f was not specified.
3 Could not check the disk, errors could not be fixed, or errors were not fixed because /f was not specified.
For more information about Chkdsk, visit the following Microsoft Web sites: • Chkdsk:
http://www.microsoft.com/resources/docum... (http://www.microsoft.com/resources/docum...
• Running Chkdsk to repair file systems:
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtec... (http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtec...
For more information about Chkdsk, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
314835 (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/314835/)... An explanation of the new /C and /I switches that are available to use with Chkdsk.exe
There are circumstances where safe mode will not be able to help you, such as when Windows system files that are required to start the system are corrupted or damaged. In this case, the Recovery Console may help you.
NUM LOCK must be off before the arrow keys on the numeric keypad will function.
Good luck
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Ok. Where can I find a site where they give you a real scenery and they put a picture of you in it so it looks like your actually there? I really want to try that out. If you know site please post it here. Thanks!
der
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
i didn't answer your questions all the other times you asked it i don't know.
Reply:I don't know,don't know don't know
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
Ok. Where can I find a site where they give you a real scenery and they put a picture of you in it so it looks like your actually there? I really want to try that out. If you know site please post it here. Thanks!
der
Where can I find a site where I put in my picture and they place me in different scenes like red carpet, etc.?
i didn't answer your questions all the other times you asked it i don't know.
Reply:I don't know,don't know don't know
How I can find out where a mail is coming from if I don't know the nick? do I need a programmer to find out?
Someone is sending some mails, very childish but annoying. I guess is someone who tries to get in the middle of two friends, me and a friend, I don't really know, but I just would like to find out who is this person. It is a way to find out where a mail come front just knowing the nick? Does a PC program person can find out thoughout an special way, researshing the computer or something like that? I am very curious about this and would appreciated any comments or information. I am about to take my PC to a computer store to see if they can find out, but is so expensive. At any rate I would do it just to know. But is it a way to know? Thanks
How I can find out where a mail is coming from if I don't know the nick? do I need a programmer to find out?
liyanne6 - what must I say , either you are so naive or plain...... in falling for spam acknowledgments on the net. kindly do not recommends others to pay to such spammers and cheaters.
chermita - you have a good reason for knowing about that someone who is disturbing you via email.
OK , legally you can get the locations of the city ,state and region that person is witting/sending emails from the email itself - email me (booth_record@yahoo.com) and I will forward you the methods and links ( no need any payments ).
and don't you pay anyone who claim to have the ability to hack mail servers or email accounts.
good luck !!
edit , chemirta I've just replied your email thus will wait for your reply with the image attachments I mentioned
Reply:i've seen lots of sites where you can just send them the nick of the person who emailed you and they'll send it back to you through email, plus the password of that person.. It will cost you money, i havent try it so i dont know how much.
gold teeth
How I can find out where a mail is coming from if I don't know the nick? do I need a programmer to find out?
liyanne6 - what must I say , either you are so naive or plain...... in falling for spam acknowledgments on the net. kindly do not recommends others to pay to such spammers and cheaters.
chermita - you have a good reason for knowing about that someone who is disturbing you via email.
OK , legally you can get the locations of the city ,state and region that person is witting/sending emails from the email itself - email me (booth_record@yahoo.com) and I will forward you the methods and links ( no need any payments ).
and don't you pay anyone who claim to have the ability to hack mail servers or email accounts.
good luck !!
edit , chemirta I've just replied your email thus will wait for your reply with the image attachments I mentioned
Reply:i've seen lots of sites where you can just send them the nick of the person who emailed you and they'll send it back to you through email, plus the password of that person.. It will cost you money, i havent try it so i dont know how much.
gold teeth
To find the age of plant and animal remains, we can sometimes compare the ratio of radioactive carbon-14 to?
To find the age of plant and animal remains, we can sometimes compare the ratio of radioactive carbon-14 to carbon-12 found in them. If the remains are quite old,
A. most of the carbon will be in the form of C-14.
B. there will be more C-14 than C-12.
C. there will be much less C-14 than we would find in a living organism.
D. there will be much more C-14 than we would find in a living organism.
To find the age of plant and animal remains, we can sometimes compare the ratio of radioactive carbon-14 to?
C
The way radioactive dating works is C-14 is unstable, thus it will decay into C-12 over time by losing neutrons in it's nucleus. The half-life is the amount of time for 1/2 of the C-14 to decay into C-12. C-12 doesn't go back into C-14 unless it is made to. Thus, we can accurately calculate the age of very old specimens using the C-14 to C-12 ratio with simple math.
Reply:C. there will be much less C-14 than we would find in a living organism
i think , i think they use half life or watever to figure it out
Reply:If the remains are quite old, there will be much less C-14 than we would find in a living organism. (C.)
B/C the radioactive C-14 has decayed after the organism stopped refreshing its carbon supply by living.
A. most of the carbon will be in the form of C-14.
B. there will be more C-14 than C-12.
C. there will be much less C-14 than we would find in a living organism.
D. there will be much more C-14 than we would find in a living organism.
To find the age of plant and animal remains, we can sometimes compare the ratio of radioactive carbon-14 to?
C
The way radioactive dating works is C-14 is unstable, thus it will decay into C-12 over time by losing neutrons in it's nucleus. The half-life is the amount of time for 1/2 of the C-14 to decay into C-12. C-12 doesn't go back into C-14 unless it is made to. Thus, we can accurately calculate the age of very old specimens using the C-14 to C-12 ratio with simple math.
Reply:C. there will be much less C-14 than we would find in a living organism
i think , i think they use half life or watever to figure it out
Reply:If the remains are quite old, there will be much less C-14 than we would find in a living organism. (C.)
B/C the radioactive C-14 has decayed after the organism stopped refreshing its carbon supply by living.
Help finding flash game. A stick figure trying to find a way to escape?
I can't remember exactly what it's called, but the premise is you are a stick figure trapped in a single screen environment, and must use your surroundings and fellow stick men to find a way to escape. Using the mouse you click on different objects (like a crane, a birds nest, a UFO, a teleport pad, etc.) in a specific order at a specific time to make your escape.
The creator has I believe made 3 games in the series, and multiple other flash games that can be found on his website, but for the life of me I can't remember what it's called or where I found it.
Help finding flash game. A stick figure trying to find a way to escape?
it's called "hapland."
The creator has I believe made 3 games in the series, and multiple other flash games that can be found on his website, but for the life of me I can't remember what it's called or where I found it.
Help finding flash game. A stick figure trying to find a way to escape?
it's called "hapland."
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